An 85-year-old speed demon was busted going 161 km/h in a 100 km/h zone in his Oldsmobile (do they even go this fast?) on Thursday.

His excuse? He was going “shopping.”

Yeah, right. I mean if it was Boxing Day and he wanted to beat the rush or something, maybe, but c’mon. All those years of driving experience and the best you could come up with was “shopping?”

Dude, slow the heck down.