Sorry to disappoint anyone who was totally pumped for an amazing blog because of the great title.

This article was initially going to be a response to a Toronto Star article on the death of the red head, more commonly known as gingers (pronounced with a hard G, like gummy, with a silent second “g”). It predicts gingers will be extinct in 100 years. I was heart broken — the punch line to most of my jokes only has a century left on earth. You can read the original article here.

However, after the office’s resident gingers were incapable of helping me put an image on this blog, I decided to hell with them. In fact, 100 years isn’t soon enough.

Hammy, the male ginger (a rarer species), responded to this article: “To be fair, I could help you, but now I won’t.”