Hi everybody. We’ve had a few successful specialty issues this semester (the magamazine and the Love & Sex issue) but as it turns out we’ve got one more in us, that we saved for the end of the year.

So if any of you pick up the Eyeopener tomorrow and wonder why the stories are even more outrageous than usual, that’s because it’s our parody issue.

And no, it’s not because we suddenly decided to forget about those pesky journalism ethics that some claim we never had in the first place *ahem* robbie paskowitz *ahem*

In any case, when you see the parody issue on newsstands tomorrow, don’t be afraid. Embrace it. Go with it. It’s supposed to be funny.

Oh and by the by, we’re having our elections night this Thursday at 7 p.m. at the Wolf and Firkin pub on Elm Street. If you’re so inclined, come on out and check out the next generation of Eye editors.